Technology Quotes

My understanding is their objective is to increase their capacity for the Internet, search engines. All I know is there's a lot of computers.

The idea is that instead of going to an online retail site ... and buying a physical CD and having it shipped to you, you actually can buy the song and download the song to your computer hard drive.

Ooops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

Double your drive space — delete Windows !

I had one simple idea about telling friends about arts and technology events. People in the community suggested everything else to us, and that's our theme. We're really run by the people who use the site. We just run the infrastructure, and help out with problems.

The only constructive theory connecting neuroscience and psychology will arise from the study of software.

As network administrator I can take down the network with one keystroke. It's just like being a doctor but without getting gooky stuff on my paws.

The purpose of medicine is to prevent significant disease, to decrease pain and to postpone death... Technology has to support these goals-if not, it may even be counterproductive.

We don’t have a traditional strategy process, planning process like you’d find in traditional technical companies. It allows Google to innovate very, very quickly, which I think is a real strength of the company.

A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

It is easier to write an incorrect program than understand a correct one.

In headlines today, the dreaded killfile virus spread across the country adding 'aol.com' to people's Usenet kill files everywhere. The programmer of the virus still remains anonymous, but has been nominated several times for a Nobel peace prize.

For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.

Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light.

Two men were examining the output of the new computer in their department. After an hour or so of analyzing the data, one of them remarked: "Do you realize it would take 400 men at least 250 years to make a mistake this big ?

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

The fact that I have entered into IT-related business is proof that businesses have to evolve and keep with time. One has to re-invent continuously.

In programming, everything we do is a special case of something more general -- and often we know it too quickly.

From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.

The more I C, the less I see.

Just about anyone can pass if they have a home computer and are a quick study.

The world is coming to an end... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

Worth noting: running 'reboot -h' does NOT produce a helpful usage message.