Technology Quotes

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.

The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late.

If you have a procedure with ten parameters, you probably missed some.

Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else.

Optimization hinders evolution.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

It is better to have 100 functions operate on one data structure than 10 functions on 10 data structures.

You know you're a geek when... You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The telephone wire, as we know it, has become too slow and too small to handle Internet traffic. It took 75 years for telephones to be used by 50 million customers, but it took only four years for the Internet to reach that many users.

There used to be this country called the Soviet Union; it's not there anymore. Our technology was better than theirs.

Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that

The inside of a computer is as dumb as hell but it goes like mad!

We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

It's a fact that more people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting and would like to do more in this field.

In 20 or 30 years, you'll be able to hold in your hand as much computing knowledge as exists now in the whole city, or even the whole world.

I want people to understand the amazing, positive way our software can make leisure time more enjoyable, and work and businesses more successful.

The Internet? Is that thing still around?

Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.

Well Microsoft really does develop some really interesting technology.

If your computer speaks English, it was probably made in Japan.

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

Science is supposedly the method by which we stand on the shoulders of those who came before us. In computer science, we all are standing on each others' feet.

Steve Jobs may have the apple, but Bill Gates has the entire orchard !