Technology Quotes

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Unfortunately this was an older file that this person hadn't opened in quite a while. The person who uses this computer had missed it.

Worth noting: running 'reboot -h' does NOT produce a helpful usage message.

The Star Trek computer doesn't seem that interesting. They ask it random questions, it thinks for a while. I think we can do better than that.

Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?

There never was a chip, it is said, that Bill Gates couldn't slow down with a new batch of features.

When we understand knowledge-based systems, it will be as before -- except our fingertips will have been singed.

The issues involved are sufficiently important that courses are now moving out of the philosophy departments and into mainstream computer science. And they affect everyone. Many of the students attracted to these courses are not technology majors, and many of the topics we discuss relate to ethical challenges that transcend the computer world.

A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that worked.

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 MPG.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

If you don't want to be replaced by a computer, don't act like one.

The demand for digital textbooks has increased since its introduction to the marketplace. As students become more familiar with them and computers get faster, larger and more portable, this product will gain in popularity.

Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

Think

Any fool can use a computer. Many do.

In headlines today, the dreaded killfile virus spread across the country adding 'aol.com' to people's Usenet kill files everywhere. The programmer of the virus still remains anonymous, but has been nominated several times for a Nobel peace prize.

If we had had the right technology back then, you would have seen Eva Braun on the Donahue show and Adolf Hitler on Meet the Press.

Within a computer natural language is unnatural.

The string is a stark data structure and everywhere it is passed there is much duplication of process. It is a perfect vehicle for hiding information.

Yesterday it worked Today it is not working Windows is like that

Apparently, Windows 98 is going to be renamed 'Diana, Princess of Windows'. It's overrated, overpriced, consumes loads of resources and crashes spectacularly...