Technology Quotes

I get Canadian porno - that's the extent of satellite service and Internet in my house.

Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will its most harmful error be discovered.

There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.

MS-DOS isn't dead, it just smells that way.

If you give someone a program, you will frustrate them for a day; if you teach them how to program, you will frustrate them for a lifetime.

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology.

Writing code has a place in the human hierarchy worth somewhere above grave robbing and beneath managing.

It is extremely unlikely that anyone coming out of school with a technical degree will go into one area and stay there. Today's students have to look forward to the excitement of probably having three or four careers.

If you have a procedure with ten parameters, you probably missed some.

Optimization hinders evolution.

Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork.

The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.

Americans have the right to have their medical decisions made by them and their doctors, and not by those bureaucrats sitting behind a computer screen hundreds of miles away.

Once you understand how to write a program get someone else to write it.

Computers, huh? I've heard it all boils down to just a bunch of ones and zeroes.... I don't know how that enables me to see naked women, but however it works, God bless you guys.

This is a highly reliable power source. Being a large credit card processor, doing $6 million an hour in transactions, our computers have to work.

In headlines today, the dreaded killfile virus spread across the country adding 'aol.com' to people's Usenet kill files everywhere. The programmer of the virus still remains anonymous, but has been nominated several times for a Nobel peace prize.

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.

Modern technology Owes ecology An apology.

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

I find sitting at a specially equipped desk in front of some pretty ugly plastics and staring at a little window is a very unnatural event.

Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.

We don’t have a traditional strategy process, planning process like you’d find in traditional technical companies. It allows Google to innovate very, very quickly, which I think is a real strength of the company.

It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can't run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They're not even on the Internet. We wouldn't be offering them much of a carrot.

Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw.